@perezhilton now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing. (lighting referring to Perez outting actor Neil Patrick Harris)
@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”

@perezhilton because today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you. #perezisokbyme

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John Mayer Vs Perez Hilton

John Mayer Vs Perez Hilton

John Mayer Vs Perez Hilton